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Duaringa State School is a heritage-listed state school and teacher's residence at Charlotte Street, Duaringa, Central Highlands Region, Queensland, Australia. It was built from 1899 to 1934 by JC Thomson. It was added to the Queensland Heritage Register on 31 May 2019.
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Construct is the tenth studio album by Swedish melodic death metal band Dark Tranquillity. It was released on 27 May 2013 through Century Media Records. A music video for \"Uniformity\", directed by Patric Ullaeus, was released on 10 May 2013. The album was written during what the band described as their \"darkest period\" and drew critical praise for its melodrama and darkness. Construct would be the band's last studio album with founding member guitarist Martin Henriksson as he left the band in early 2016 due to loss of passion for playing music.
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