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{"fact":"A cat has approximately 60 to 80 million olfactory cells (a human has between 5 and 20 million).","length":96}

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{"fact":"Grown cats have 30 teeth. Kittens have about 26 temporary teeth, which they lose when they are about 6 months old.","length":114}

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{"fact":"Blue-eyed, white cats are often prone to deafness.","length":50}

{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the tomato blush?","punchline":"Because it saw the salad dressing.","id":334}

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