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{"slip": { "id": 110, "advice": "Give up your seat for someone who needs it."}}
{"slip": { "id": 171, "advice": "If you've nothing nice to say, say nothing."}}
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SPANphos is an organophosphorus compound used as a ligand in organometallic and coordination chemistry. The compound is a rare example of a trans-spanning ligand and rigidly links mutually trans coordination sites. By virtue of its C2-symmetric backbone, SPANphos forms a chiral cavity over the face of a square planar complexes, e.g. in MCl2(SPANphos) (M = Pd, Pt).
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Yūshi Shimizu is a professional Japanese baseball player. He plays catcher for the Hokkaido Nippon-Ham Fighters.
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