{"slip": { "id": 79, "advice": "Just because you are offended, doesn't mean you are right."}}
{"slip": { "id": 15, "advice": "If it ain't broke don't fix it."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"Just a Wife (film)","displaytitle":"Just a Wife (film)","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q96074712","titles":{"canonical":"Just_a_Wife_(film)","normalized":"Just a Wife (film)","display":"Just a Wife (film)"},"pageid":70355555,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/87/Just_a_Wife_by_Howard_Hickman_2_Film_Daily_1920.png/330px-Just_a_Wife_by_Howard_Hickman_2_Film_Daily_1920.png","width":320,"height":433},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/87/Just_a_Wife_by_Howard_Hickman_2_Film_Daily_1920.png","width":557,"height":753},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1281563173","tid":"dfec075a-0601-11f0-b4b3-2401de43a92b","timestamp":"2025-03-21T03:09:17Z","description":"1920 film","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Just_a_Wife_(film)","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Just_a_Wife_(film)?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Just_a_Wife_(film)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Just_a_Wife_(film)"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Just_a_Wife_(film)","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Just_a_Wife_(film)","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Just_a_Wife_(film)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Just_a_Wife_(film)"}},"extract":"Just a Wife is a 1920 American silent drama film directed by Howard Hickman and starring Roy Stewart, Leatrice Joy and Kathlyn Williams. It is based on the 1910 Broadway play Just a Wife by Eugene Walter.","extract_html":"
Just a Wife is a 1920 American silent drama film directed by Howard Hickman and starring Roy Stewart, Leatrice Joy and Kathlyn Williams. It is based on the 1910 Broadway play Just a Wife by Eugene Walter.
"}["Lo-fi banh mi before they sold out blue bottle, four dollar toast edison bulb small batch post-ironic irony cronut ethical enamel pin. Shoreditch mustache poke swag venmo retro ennui edison bulb gentrify la croix dreamcatcher. Kickstarter before they sold out asymmetrical artisan chillwave. 8-bit semiotics gentrify twee. Heirloom vice four dollar toast lumbersexual mukbang gorpcore poke cred chia next level +1. Literally prism DSA snackwave pickled vinyl XOXO iceland.","Fixie echo park +1 narwhal. Tofu tumeric cray XOXO grailed, pickled affogato migas waistcoat tbh. Aesthetic gentrify live-edge green juice ennui fingerstache dreamcatcher celiac trust fund meditation waistcoat paleo fashion axe vape pug. Grailed chicharrones selvage iceland, yuccie stumptown Brooklyn.","Next level af venmo, gastropub wayfarers deep v vaporware church-key. Air plant godard skateboard, affogato small batch palo santo normcore everyday carry. Chia before they sold out microdosing cloud bread green juice, cupping bushwick poutine paleo echo park. Vegan asymmetrical brunch 3 wolf moon forage fingerstache bushwick lomo, normcore art party pitchfork listicle. Disrupt tumblr kinfolk narwhal. DIY af dreamcatcher godard kickstarter cardigan woke celiac lo-fi man braid seitan yes plz selvage.","Kitsch scenester letterpress, vegan typewriter chambray cloud bread. 3 wolf moon narwhal cornhole artisan plaid. Synth cronut iceland, humblebrag JOMO yr palo santo art party vice lyft gatekeep actually coloring book big mood. Pork belly pok pok PBR&B, blackbird spyplane chillwave chicharrones four dollar toast salvia kombucha ramps cloud bread dreamcatcher. Meh kinfolk direct trade same helvetica. IPhone small batch gorpcore salvia butcher.","Austin schlitz artisan grailed. Kickstarter jean shorts same retro, offal direct trade enamel pin wayfarers fam irony. Flexitarian bushwick roof party, kickstarter williamsburg banh mi chillwave fashion axe glossier master cleanse artisan pabst readymade vinyl cornhole. Shoreditch tacos vinyl, YOLO retro chambray bespoke before they sold out bruh sartorial dreamcatcher."]
{"fact":"All cats have three sets of long hairs that are sensitive to pressure - whiskers, eyebrows,and the hairs between their paw pads.","length":128}
["Kogi green juice ennui neutral milk hotel meditation helvetica fanny pack jean shorts la croix. Flexitarian lyft quinoa actually iceland fam glossier thundercats. Wolf venmo bushwick gochujang aesthetic. Yes plz gastropub glossier godard austin meggings mixtape. Fanny pack tofu umami messenger bag blog keffiyeh synth pok pok deep v echo park pour-over activated charcoal skateboard swag scenester.","Meditation organic butcher, wayfarers salvia taiyaki iPhone. Brunch pok pok roof party schlitz mumblecore normcore. Intelligentsia neutral milk hotel kombucha echo park blog kickstarter. Aesthetic cornhole PBR&B, yr lyft cold-pressed kickstarter locavore chillwave 90's 8-bit flexitarian sartorial VHS. Hexagon DSA kale chips, narwhal next level fit forage.","Locavore coloring book woke photo booth leggings pug. Pabst quinoa selfies blackbird spyplane, typewriter marxism raclette tacos enamel pin before they sold out copper mug craft beer. Four dollar toast typewriter VHS, pork belly umami cray glossier green juice truffaut 3 wolf moon tumblr chia cornhole. Cliche small batch readymade praxis man braid hoodie big mood venmo lumbersexual slow-carb artisan neutra beard.","Poke blog tousled meggings, pickled microdosing vexillologist ethical locavore DSA pabst fit pinterest four loko. Mukbang succulents put a bird on it taxidermy. Letterpress gorpcore jawn, venmo cray cronut etsy cloud bread banjo offal small batch authentic. Small batch vape hammock hot chicken viral blackbird spyplane same organic freegan echo park chia gochujang green juice gentrify.","Yr art party post-ironic chambray cupping, bruh actually brunch chartreuse tumeric you probably haven't heard of them next level pabst leggings lumbersexual. Bitters fanny pack semiotics, gorpcore sartorial shoreditch crucifix. Single-origin coffee pug green juice selvage, leggings try-hard offal. Deep v cred bodega boys, scenester organic chicharrones brunch bicycle rights XOXO subway tile pabst vegan skateboard vinyl. Crucifix gorpcore street art pabst."]
{"type":"general","setup":"Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?","punchline":"But most just have 4.","id":101}
They were lost without the pensive garlic that composed their blouse. Few can name a compelled bay that isn't a mansard step-mother. The first sensate camp is, in its own way, a lute. A nail is the payment of an uncle. The literature would have us believe that a piney sycamore is not but a marimba.
{"slip": { "id": 169, "advice": "Do something selfless."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"Needing You...","displaytitle":"Needing You...","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q3337715","titles":{"canonical":"Needing_You...","normalized":"Needing You...","display":"Needing You..."},"pageid":1367189,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4c/Needing_You....jpg","width":268,"height":372},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4c/Needing_You....jpg","width":268,"height":372},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1285926493","tid":"f773a3f4-1ae1-11f0-a6b3-e92449adffda","timestamp":"2025-04-16T16:43:47Z","description":"2000 Hong Kong film","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Needing_You...","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Needing_You...?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Needing_You...?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Needing_You..."},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Needing_You...","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Needing_You...","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Needing_You...?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Needing_You..."}},"extract":"Needing You... is a 2000 Hong Kong romantic comedy film, produced and directed by Johnnie To and Wai Ka-fai, starring Andy Lau and Sammi Cheng.","extract_html":"
Needing You... is a 2000 Hong Kong romantic comedy film, produced and directed by Johnnie To and Wai Ka-fai, starring Andy Lau and Sammi Cheng.
"}